CITY'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna imagine this! Our very own smooth-talking rogue just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the antique shop clean, making off with a fortune. The cops are chasing leads, but so far, this genius has managed to slip through their nets. Word on the street is that he/she might be he